Christmas Audiobook
Christmas Audiobook
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I’m Dreaming of a Black Christmas Audiobook $25.95 Vituperative standup comedian Black (Me of Little Faith) delivers a caustic Christmas diatribe. Warning readers to ignore the book if they have a deep attachment to Christmastime, he notes, “This book contains, like the celebration of Christmas, only 2 percent religion. Think of it as the yuletide equivalent of low-fat milk.” After recalling how he argued with the editor who urged him to write a Christmas book, Black delivers a full-scale Scrooge-styled screed. With chapters such as “Meditations of a Jewish Santa,” “The Hooker at Rockefeller Center,” and “The Carol from Hell,” he rips into such seasonal traditions as Christmas cards, dinners, toys, advertising (“a primal scream of sales”), shopping (“Why don’t you folks wait until the 26th of December when things are the cheapest?”), trees (“something magical about a Christmas tree all dazzled up in lights… almost as breathtaking as a hooker gone wild in spangles”), carols (“A shower is a place for singing, and on Christmas, it’s where you should be caroling”), and gifts: “At Chanukah we get nothing. We don’t even get stockings.” With digressions on the human comedy and his personal life, Black spews forth much invective, but successfully exposes societal truths with riotous ripostes. |
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Christmas The Message $12.99 “Hear the Christmas story come alive as you listen to Mark Lowry read the Old Testament prophecies of Jesus up to the birth of the Christ. This audiobook includes the song “Mary, Did You Know?” written and recorded by Mark Lowry as well as detailing the story behind the song, and special Christmas memories.” |
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The Shack [Audiobook] $27.99 “>Mackenzie Allen Philips’ youngest daughter, Missy, has been abducted during a family vacation and evidence that she may have been brutally murdered is found in an abandoned shack deep in the Oregon wilderness. Four years later in the midst of his “Great Sadness,” Mack receives a suspicious note, apparently from God, inviting him back to that shack for a weekend. Against his better judgment he arrives at the shack on a wintry afternoon and walks back into his darkest nightmare. What he finds there will change Mack’s world forever. In a world where religion seems to grow increasingly irrelevant “The Shack” wrestles with the timeless question, “Where is God in a world so filled with unspeakable pain?” The answers Mack gets will astound you and perhaps transform you as much as it did him.> >>Product Details>>Run Time: 128 minutes>Dimensions: 6.44″ X 0.66″ X 5.38″>Release: 06/2008>” |
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100 Singalong Songs for Kids $5.99 No Description AvailableNo Track Information AvailableMedia Type: CDArtist: CEDARMONT KIDSTitle: 100 SINGALONG SONGS FOR KIDSStreet Release Date: 04/17/2007… |
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Jersey Boys (2005 Original Broadway Cast Recording) $8.74 22 tracks. Bob Gaudio prod…. |
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Wow Hits 2012 $9.45 All products are BRAND NEW and factory sealed. Fast shipping and 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed…. |
Battery Operated Outdoor Christmas Lighting
Battery Operated Outdoor Christmas Lights (typically known as series lights, fairy illumination or event lights) are in my book probably the very multifunctional as well as versatile of all battery powered lights as they can be utilized in different functions. The most distinct of course is what they're truly created for, the Christmas tree. By making use of thread lights it means you are not attached to setting your tree in the corner where the only available electrical power outlet is located. Or more than anything there is no getting twisted up in extension leads and cords running across the floor. Battery Operated Outdoor Christmas Lights come in a number of colors or simple white which makes them beneficial for almost any color theme and the small Christmas lighting are best for a Christmas wreaths and the battery pack can be neatly hidden away so no trailing cords!
Battery Operated string lights work wonderfully mounted on a mirror as a draped across a mantel piece to give a cozy ambiance to an area. Furthermore, if you don't want to light a fire, put some battery Christmas lighting around some logs to give a cozy glow, without the chaotic cleanup afterward!
The utilization of battery operated sequence lights in the home are unending, from spectacular settings, to some added pleasure to your kids bedrooms. Obviously, you just can't go without them for a special event. Cover them around a banister in the passageway, around a mirror, in fact whatever you want to make a function of these lights as they're great for drawing the eye and softening an area. Have you ever been to weddings that didn't have any Christmas lighting? I'd be stunned if you said yes. Christmas illumination bring an experience of magic to that party whether it's weddings, anniversary event, or birthday occasion or anything else.
Battery driven string illumination also come in an outdoor range and add a beautiful sparkle to your entertainment room. They can be swathed around a tree and around the branches, draped around pots, swagged around fences or place them in a sizable vase for a center table piece and they are certain in making that outdoor event a real hit. The addition of some Christmas light bulbs means instant sense!
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A CHRISTMAS CAROL, (A Ghost Story of Christmas) The Complete & Original Dickens Classic Plus BONUS Full Audiobook $2.99 Charles Dickens, Published By Northpointe Classics, Featuring Dynamic Chapter Navigation Links for a Premium Reading Experience,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by Northpointe Classics |
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A Christmas Carol (Illustrated by John Leech+ FREE audiobook link + Active TOC) $0.99 Sam Ngo (Editor), Charles Dickens,NOOK Book (eBook), English-language edition,Pub by ngims Publishing |
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A Christmas Carol - Paperback Plus Link for Audiobook Download $6.73 Used - In this paperback book you will find the link so you can download and start listen this great book. |
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